Bruce Weber is the greatest human being who has ever lived

The photographer has created the artsiest, most beautiful piece of fap-fodder ever.

Roberto Bolle: An Athlete in Tights is available for preorder now on Amazon. Another Weber book, The Chop Suey Club (in which a hunky model appears as a ballet dancer in tights) has gone up in value since it was published. So this Bolle book might be a good investment, if you can keep the pages clean.